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5-Men Comedy Table
Celebrity/Friends

Adam Sandler
this man could be the funniest comedian in hollywood, some say that i sorta resemble him, but i really see no resemblence at all, he was funny on snl, and most of his movies are super funny except for a couple.

Bo Strobel
he is underrated with his jokes, and he understands alot, he knows alot of cool things which makes him a very funny guy to be around, plus he just a cool guy period, and thats why he gets the nod.

AWA Update

-Swayde Swahnson and Delight Williams will soon face off for the M/A Championship, maybe at AWA's first PPV

-There will be a fatal four way number one contenders match for the AWA Championship:
Problem Miles V Delight Williams V Swayde Swahnson V Mystery

-For the record, the LAL match never took place between Texaz Tycoon and Delight Williams

-The Heartbreaker is still the AWA Champion according to Commisioner Fatboy

-AWA will start trying to recruit new people into the AWA, and start a recruting process.


Young Stars Tournament

Kofi Kingston has beat Dolph Ziggler, thats all that has been confirmed so far


Ill Thoughts

GOOFUS AND GALLANT....Tremor babys.....you gotta fight panch with fire.....damn its hard to think right now.....i feel like pete doing ill thoughts......one time i kept talking bout andre and hogan and phil got offended.....RUSHIA.....George RUSH St. Benard.....black people always cook at popeyes......whats dumber, me, phil and chris walking across a rinky dink catwalk to escape the cops, or pete letting hermisillo drive him home, thats just me thinking right there......that one guy loved drake and said he was the best rapper alive...and pete agreed......(panch eating his food) KIEFER EATING.....my head is hurting thinking of ill thoughts....ET BONE HOME....lol that made me lol......OUCH!.....one time sarah cornered me.....one night everyone told ronnie to do better in school.....apollo barks at ghosts.....one time a ghost tried to get me and pete.....coast to coast....dont take me here anymore, right......dont take a ghost to dink st anymore, right.....meowth be ballin outrageous.....rocket team does Bo Shadys

WWE Young Stars Tournament

this is more less 8-man tournament of the younger mid-card level guys in the wwe that you would like to see be the next big thing, im gonna put a bracket up, and you guys pick the winners, along with my input, and we will have a champion by the end of this thing


MVP

Vs
Tyson Kidd


John Morrison

Vs
David Hard Smith


Jack Swagger

Vs
The Miz


Kofi Kingston

Vs
Dolph Ziggler

Truth

Phil leads the nation of violence....figure it out...



How can TNA only have three saving graces...AJ Styles, Kurt Angle, Beer Money Inc?

Labels: Nation of Panch

GO DIEGO GO

hell of a match, still dont see how someone scored two rounds for Guida, and how two refs didnt give Sanchez a knockdown, 10-8 1st round, but all in all, a W is a W, and Diego needs to face Ken-Flo or Penn for the lightweight title.

(making his way to octagonside) YES! (walking some more) YES! lol

AWA UPDATE

-AWA Champion: The Heartbreaker

-AWA Mexican/American Champion: Delight Williams

Swayde Swahnson defeat Delight Williams in a Non-Title Match

The Dynasty(Outlaw and Delight Williams) defeats Swayde Swahnson and Problem Miles


AWA is back and rolling, and has alot of promise this time around

A rivalry between Swahnson and Williams has came about, and we will see if the M/A title will be held up at some point

The absence of the AWA Champion The Heartbreaker has brought up questions of, will he be stripped of his championship, and will there be an interim champion crowned in his absence, but no word yet has come from Commissioner FatBoy on the situation

There have been talk of bringing in new Tag Team Championship Belts to crown the first ever AWA Tag Team Championship since Los Diablos (The Heartbreaker and Flamehead) from the first AWA go around.

Labels: AWA Update vol.1

Five Man Comedy Table
Celebrity/Friends Edition

Jack Black


Jack Black has alot of hits and alot of misses, but whenever he hits, its a bullseye, and thats whats make him so funny, most of his movies are really funny, and he himself seems like he is one of the funniest guys in hollywood, so for that reason, he gets a nod

Randy Alfred Powers



Randy can bullshit with the best. He is easily one of the funniest people in the world, and anyone who knows him, knows exactly what im talking bout, so he gets the second nod into my friends table.

Labels: 5-Man Comedy Table 2nd edition

Friends 5-Man Comedy Table

now this table is based off of the celebrity Comedy Table, it will have 5 of my funniest friends that i know, that i would love to just chill at a table and joke around with

Pete Silva



Pete easily is one of the top five funniest guys i know, and have ever met. One man known for his death laugh, could probably make any man have one of those if he is at the top of his game. this man is funny, buy his stand-up hah if he had one

Five Man Comedy Table

Im gonna be making a table of comedians that i would like to just chill and joke with for one night, and im also gonna make one of my friends that i have, and just to see what yall think about it.but first...the celebs


Seth Rogen



this guy might be the funniest actor that i have ever seen before, he hasnt come out with a movie that has sucked, every movie that he has come out with has made me laugh so hard that i am almost crying, he is that funny, plus i bet he is cool as hell to chill with in real life too, because he just seems like a funny dude to be around, so he gets my first nod to be in the Five Man Comedy Table.

10 similarities between Rap and Wrestling

10. Rappers and Wrestlers wear loud, flashy and sometimes ugly clothes.

09. Rappers and Wrestlers tend to always be fighting each other.

08. The Wrestling World and Hip Hop Community both use fake or silly nicknames.

7. The producer/manager connection.

6. Wrestling and Hip Hop are largely solo endeavors

5. Rappers and Wrestlers rely heavily on their backstory.

4. The Hip Hop World and Wrestling World love their jewelry.

3. Wrestlers and Rappers love entourages with funny names

2. Wrestling and Hip hop were better back in the day

1. You have to be athletic to be a wrestler but not an athlete and you have to be musical to be a rapper but not a musician.

WTF IS WWE THINKING!

How can you release two future SUPERSTARS, if not two of the most promising guys you have on the roster, in Mr Kennedy and Umaga.

Mr Kennedy has that charisma that few people have ever had in the wwe, heel or face, he can make u love him or hate him, alot of new guys just dont have that charisma. He was decent in the ring, and he could go with anyone inside the squared circle, just because he hurt Orton and Orton cried, doesnt mean that he shouldve been released, its wrestling yes, but damn Orton must be a pussy because im sure he has felt worse than that back body drop.

Umaga was involved in maybe one of my top 3 matches of all time, John Cena v Umaga in a Last Man Standing Match at Royal Rumble 07, Umaga was kinda gay at first, but after i watched him do some crazy ass shit, he became raw as fuck, and i cant remember the last time i watched a bad umaga match, he either killed his opponent, which was cool to watch, or he barely lost after dominating most of the match, im not sure why he was released, but wwe is stupid for releasing him.

Batista is Hurt

:)

Strikeforce: Lawler vs Shields

I missed the first bout between Randleman v Whitehead and i only caught the end of Riggs V Baroni

Nick Diaz V Scott Smith
Nick Diaz threw so many punches in this match, and Smith took so many straight to the dome, u knew it was a matter of time, it was a slugfest, and Smith got his ass handed to him, but never quit swinging, and never gave up, he might have the biggest heart i have ever seen in a fighter. but Diaz caught him in a rear-naked, and Smith was done, Diaz=MMA Heel.

Brett Rogers V Andre Arlovski
Rogers a former Tire Tech at a Sams Club knocks out a former UFC Champ. this just proves that AA has a glass jaw, he got dropped in 20 seconds, Rogers has nice hands, might beat Overeem, but i doubt he will be good against the elite in the division, Fedor, Barnett, Mir, Lesnar, Couture. funny comment some man said in the stream i was watching it on, when they asked fedor about his his thoughts on the fight, "i will break him, and then he fix my tires" lol

Jake Shields vs Robbie Lawler
i have never seen Lawler fight, but just from the time i watched him fight against shields, i know he might be the best striker in the entire MMA middleweight division, and he was controlling shields, but he got caught in the gulliotine, and it was over for Lawler, Shields might be able to make anyone tap in the middleweight division outside of the UFC, i would like to see him move back to Welterweight and fight GSP, that would be the best possible Welterweight match possible

Other Thoughts: that might be the best card Strikeforce can put on, but it was impressive, Faber will take his title back tonight

My Thoughts and Predictions for WWE Extreme Rules

1. Fatal Four Way for the United States Championship:
Kofi Kingston (c) v MVP v William Regal v Matt Hardy
I like the idea of Kofi winning the US title, i think MVP is set for bigger and better things, and so is Hardy i think, but he has to get rid of the riduculous cast gimmick. Regal i could care less for, so im gonna pick Kofi to retain, and be the face of the mid-carders on Raw again.

2. Triple Threat Hardcore Match for the ECW Championship:
Christian (c) v Tommy Dreamer v Jack Swagger
the storyline behind this is that, Dreamer promised to win the ECW Title before his contract expires or he will retire, and well his contract expires on sunday, so he must win or he is gone, he steps in the middle of the fued between Swagger and Christian, i think Swagger takes this one, and ends Tommy Dreamer.

3. Hog Pen Match:
Vickie Guerrero vs Santina Marella
who cares. i pick santina

4. Samoan Strap Match:
CM Punk Vs Umaga
again i like this matchup, i think that it works well for both of these two, because i think they will both be headlining the wwe for awhile, i think Umaga will pick up the win this time as he did at the last PPV, and i think he will fued with Undertaker heading into Summerslam, which i would look forward too

5. No Holds Barred Match for the Intercontinental Championship:
Rey Mysterio (c) vs Chris Jericho
Jericho has been on fire lately with his promos, and his work in the ring, you could almost argue that he is the best preformer that the wwe has, i hate him, and i really dont hate anyone in the wwe, but he plays his role very well, should be a good to great match between these two, i think that Mysterio will come up with the win in this one tho. i think that Jericho will continue to fued with mysterio until he gets the IC title from him.

6. Submission Match:
The Big Show vs John Cena
i think this will play up to be, Show dominating the match, and Cena is unable to strap on the STFU, and at the end, he will use a crafty way to actually put the hold on Big Show, setting up a matchup between Cena and the winner of the WWE championship cage match.

7. Steel Cage Match for the WWE Championship:
Randy Orton (c) Vs Batista
Randy Orton will win this, it would be stupid for Batista to win, Legacy has been on top of Raw almost every week, and it would be a major setback for the entire show if Orton loses, although with WWE logic, i dont see them being logical.

8. Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship:
Edge (c) Vs Jeff Hardy
maybe this shows saving grace could be this Ladder match, both of these are used to using ladders, and have always put on a good show in these types of matches, if given the time, this could possibly be the best match of the year outside of HBK/Taker from WM 25, i see Edge retaining and facing a new opponent at Night of Champions at the next PPV.

June 25, 2009
I Turn 20
Get me something cool.

stay tuned for my five man comedy table, thoughts on WWE Extreme Rules, and More UFC chit